MODEL 3 IS QUITE THE HAIR-PULLER
In light of the latest employment survey showing Tesla is among the most meaningful, but also most stressful, places to work, you’d think that somebody in some state of disgruntlement would leak something to the internet.
- The culture of fear is so gripping that nobody dares. Do you really want to wake up in the middle of the night to find Elon standing over your bed?
- There is no Model 3 in the flesh — just a few carefully-guarded images.
- Very few people have access to Model 3 information. Ninety-nine percent of the company might still be in the dark and will learn nothing before March 31, just like the rest of us.
- The countless “leaks” we’ve seen from other automakers over the years are really just deliberate and sanctioned buzz-builders. It’s actually not hard to guard such information.
There’s going to be a crossover version. There’s going to be a Model “Y”. There’s going to be something with falcon doors. Do all three crumbs pertain to the same vehicle? Is this the aforementioned “more adventurous” version of Model 3? Is this considered a version of Model 3 due to a shared platform, even though it will be called “Y”?
This new platform is some 20 percent smaller than the S/X. Three-row seating probably can’t happen. So why use falcon doors for a smallish crossover with no third row? Wasn’t third-row access the primary rationale for the falcon doors? Perhaps we’ve got this all wrong.Even the Gigafactory’s role in Model 3 is confusing. Musk once tweeted that a fully-operational Gig was essential for Model 3 production. But at the most recent conference call, he said: “It does not appear to be anywhere near the critical path for model 3.”
Can anyone help? Where’s Horshack? He’s gone, dammit. Where’s Mr. Kotter? Still wearing his poker face, dammit. Since this post is stuck in the 70s, let’s evoke Joni Mitchell. Along with clouds, love and life itself, we really don’t know Model 3. At all.
See also: What Model III Will Totally Look Like
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