Right? Where are you going to find a trending story like this anywhere else in the EV world? We already know all about these seg-things, (which the rest of the world seems to think are called "Hoverboards"), from our obsession with Silly Scooters and Big Chuck's adventures in China, remember? (Oh wait. It's called a "Smart Electric Self Balancing Scooter Hover Board Unicycle Balance 2 Wheel LG battery 4400 Amh w/ Wheel bumper protection".) You can expect to see them everywhere... from the local malls, to, oh, Andrews Square in South Boston? (Yes, it's true. Hipster on seg-thing sighting just the other day... In Southie.)
Oh wait. If you decide to pick one of these puppies up, do be a little careful when you're charging them, will you please? Exploding hoverboard did £25,000 damage to our kitchen: Grandfather charges up Christmas present for his grandson - but it goes off 'like a bomb'. Caveat, uh, oh, what's the latin? altilium prćcipiens? When questioned on the type and nature of the batteries Big Chuck speculated were being used in these devices, he replied with a simple photo:
Seg-thing batteries? One man's guess.
Without further ado, Missy Elliot,"WTF (Where They From)" - good look at the seg from 3:11 :