Regular Car Reviews has finally got its hands on a Tesla Model S P85 - and yes, while we understand that it is not a P90D, a "Regular Car Review" isn't your typical review.  In other words, keen observations, sarcastic observations and a good amount of NSFW comments are in store.  (Although we don't care much for the intro song)

How do they like it? They like it a lot.

"Everything I will drive from now on will be based against this...everything I drive from now on has to live up to this.  This is the new benchmark for me."

Refreshingly, they don't gush over everything - because well, not everything about a Tesla Model S is to die for.

"You get into a Tesla Model S, the interior is very nice, very well thought out, but when you start touching stuff, it is about on the level of an optioned-out Honda Accord, or maybe an Infiniti.  It is not that it is bad, but it is like getting a cheesesteak in Citizen's Bank park (home of the Philadelphia Phillies) - it's a good cheesesteak, it's just not a $7 good cheesesteak."

Anyway, watch it (if you aren't easily offended that is) - you get the idea.

Hat tip to offib!