'Cause they kick an 85D's butt.  Right?

While everybody is making all sorts of happy noises about Tesla's "Insane" mode at 0-60 in 3.1 seconds or something, why do all the videos seem kind of tame over here in biker land?  Well, frankly, if a bike can't do a sub-4 second 0-60, it's just not trying hard enough.  See this?

Yeah, of course it looks like fun.  Cause it is.  Now add to that the fun of the front wheel lifting and the real wheel spinning out, and you're starting to get the picture.  We wandered over to our buddies at WallStCheatSheet.com and got a little rundown on the quickest electric motorcycles, here: "10 Fastest Electric Motorcycles" and we found a video we like a little better: