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It all started several months ago when a group of anti-Tesla advocates put slips of paper spelling out the Tesla "truths" on vehicle in San Francisco.

That same group is now back at it again with this:

“TESLA’S HAVE BEEN PROVEN TO HAVE BEEN FOUNDED BY ORGANIZED CRIME-CLASS BRIBES AND CORRUPTION IN ORDER TO SELL CANCER-CAUSING LITHIUM ION BATTERIES OWNED BY CAMPAIGN INVESTORS. BY DRIVING THAT CAR; YOU SUPPORT CRIME, ENVIRONMENTAL POISONING AND PSYCHOTIC POWER-MAD BILLIONAIRES! THE BRIBES ARE PROVEN. THE CANCER CAUSING EFFECTS OF THE CHEMICALS IN LITHIUM ION BATTERIES IS PROVEN. THE TOXIC NATURE OF THE BUILDING THAT CAR IS PROVEN.”

THIS IS YOUR TESLA MOTORS INTERVENTION:

BORN IN BRIBES AND CORRUPTION, FORGED IN FIRES, AND MORE FIRES, AND STILL MORE FIRES AND SOME EXPLOSIONS, THE TOXIC TESLA CRIME-MOBILE THAT YOU ARE DRIVING IS FULL OF LIES AND CANCER CAUSING MATERIAL. WE WANTED YOU TO KNOW THAT THE LOOK ON PEOPLE'S FACES, WHEN YOU DRIVE BY, MAY NOT BE ENVY BUT, RATHER: DISGUST!

BRIBED: 5 Senators, 8 Senior Agency Staff and 2 White House Staff.

Why do "YOU" want to be a part of that? Let's examine the facts and details ...

... Some of the people involved have worked at Tesla and claim to have witnessed: "Organized crime on a first hand basis."

Two members have subscriptions to the Axciom Privacy Abuse database. They thought: "hmmm, why not use something evil for good purposes by helping to inform, and save, hapless Tesla owners who got screwed during the information Green-wash!"

Members found out that major media outlet owners (Engadget, Google, AUTOBLOG GREEN, Gizmodo, Jalopnik, etc.) had stock in the Tesla and battery cartels and, thus, covered up the first investigation results.

They want to clean the market more completely than an email "accident" on an IRS Hard Drive.

Does that sound like a big project? It isn't! After nearly a decade and billions of dollars of your tax money, Tesla has only sold .5% of the cars that their competing electric, or gas cars have sold for the same investments in time and dollars. Nobody wants a Tesla except Tesla's investors and douche-bag surgeons who then crash them and kill people. So, relatively speaking, there are not that many people to hunt down.

Our take? This group wouldn't be so adamantly against Tesla we're it not for the automaker's amazing level of success.  With success comes those who will try to take you down in any possible way.

As for these "truths," we know first-hand that "major media outlet owners (Engadget, Google, AUTOBLOG GREEN, Gizmodo, Jalopnik, etc.)" don't have stock in Tesla or battery cartels.  In fact, most media outlets (InsideEVs included) are forbidden from having stock in a company in or related to the field in which the media outlet specializes in.  That's the truth, so by definitively dispelling this we can assume that the rest of the "truths" presented above have little to no merit whatsoever.

Source: Boycott Tesla