Autoblopnik Exclusive On Tesla Model 4

JUN 26 2016 BY ERIC LOVEDAY 1

Elon Musk On Tesla Model 4?

Elon Musk On Tesla Model 4?

Autoblopnik claims to have obtained “exclusive” details on Tesla’s never-before-announced Model 4.

These details reportedly come direct from the top man Elon Musk.

“The new Model 4 will be a small city car with a shorter range suitable to urban centers.  And it will be priced well below the Model 3. We’ll sell it for $22,995.”

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As Autoblopnik states:

“When asked why the proposed Model 4 looked familiar (see image above), Musk confirmed that they were outsourcing the vehicle.”

Why outsourcing? Well, Musk told Autoblopnik the following:

“The Gigafactory will be producing Model 3s at capacity and the Fremont plant will be building the S and X, so we’ve had to look to outside suppliers. Let’s just say we found an automaker whose circumstances have changed recently, and was willing to cut us a good deal.”

Never fear though, as Tesla will put some of its own uniqueness in the Mitsubishi i-MiEV Model 4. Musk explains:

“Yes, yes, of course we will. It’ll have Supercharging, and some Autopilot functions, and it’ll have doors that open into the sixth dimension using liquid hinges, and it will have a passenger seat that cures cancer.”

Musk was willing to spill more details but his “PR handler” apparently put an end to the discussion, saying:

“He just doesn’t know when to shut the f**k up,” said Tesla spokesperson Tess LaSpokesperson. “Oh, are we on the record? I mean, uh… yes. Cancer-curing passenger seat. Of course.”

Autoblopnik wanted to gauge reaction among Tesla Model 3 reservation holders so the “news” outlet reached out to Milton Harshburp who says that Elon Musk knows what’s best for the world:

“Am I upset?” I waited on line for six hours to put down a $1,000 deposit on what I thought was going to be Tesla’s most affordable car. If this were any other company, I’d be pissed beyond measure and calling my lawyer to look into a class-action lawsuit. But this is Tesla, and Elon knows what’s best for us, and I believe in Elon.”

Milton ended the discussion abruptly as he had to go pick up some parts for his newly acquired Model X:

“…I need to go pick up some parts that have fallen off my Model X, that is if I can get the doors to open.”

Source: Autoblopnik

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:^)
Anyway – if Tesla could build a Cheap $23,000 EV with Supercharging Capability and even 150 miles AER, it would be a great city car – and good for some of those road trip a few folks like! Like – maybe a few million units a year!!