Elon Musk: March Model 3 Unveiling Won’t Reveal All
MODEL III INFO WILL DRIP FORTH
According to this video (embeded above), Tesla will release the first images in late March, apparently NOT during the Geneva auto show, which ends March 13. So people who’ve been counting down the days to Geneva as the de facto Model 3 debut can add another dozen days at least. Sigh. Look on the bright side. Delayed orgasm has its merits.
And the images will show just the basic concept, with the juicier details to emerge in measured amounts as production nears. Sounds like Tesla wants to fill the order books without tipping its hand to rivals — uh, allies. By the time the Model 3’s grooviest James Bond features hit the press, Big Auto won’t have enough time to steal any thunder.
This Chinese water torture sounds like a repeat of Model X’s birth, but worse. Why worse? Because Model 3 promises a new paradigm in motoring for millions of people. Every new detail will hit the blogosphere like blood droplets into a frothing tank of piranha.
Imagine life for Tesla employees with access to Model 3 info. They’re all potential Deep Throats. They could pay off their mortgages by selling a single factoid. One hopes that during their job interviews, someone asked them, “Are you now or have you ever been disgruntled?”
(Model 3 discussion begins ~12:30ish in the video)
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